In the vernacular of old Vaudeville, the Access 51 Hurly Burly  
Vaudeville Extravaganza "killed it" with its evening of variety  
entertainment!   
Produced by the Players' immediate past  president Tracy Wall and 
board member Linda McConchie, staged and  choreographed by current 
president Jay Newlon, and hosted by board member  Brian Kelly, the night
 proved to be as entertaining as any revue at  the old Palace, and 
probably lots more fun.
   
Brian Kelly's entrance on the new stage lift, scored by Wagner's 
"Ride of the Valkyries",  set the high-spirited tone for the 
night.  The audience immediately got  the joke and all the others 
that followed, applauding, laughing, and  whooping in all the right 
places.   
Miss Helena's little ballerinas stole all the hearts with an adorable performance to Singin' in the Rain
 to open the show.  A Concord Band ensemble followed, energizing 
the  room with a jazzy set that featured sax, trombone, and keyboard 
solos all  met with enthusiastic acknowledgement from an appreciative 
crowd.  When  an oafish, oversized ballet dancer played by a most 
good-natured Mike  Haddad interrupted an exquisitely graceful 
performance by four ballet  beauties, hilarity ensued. He was finally 
dragged off-stage  with a classic vaudeville hook, much to the delight 
of the audience and  the satisfaction of choreographer Jay Newlon.
Jenn
 Bubruski, Amanda Casale, and Linda Burtt brought down the house with a 
rowdy performance of "Gotta Get a Gimmick", from the Broadway show Gypsy,  while Jon Linden and John Valleley delivered laugh after laugh with a  rapid-patter rendition of Who's on First
 that ran through the show.  A  gypsy violin by Siri Smedvig of the
 Concord Orchestra, opera divas from  Opera 51 who spoofed themselves, 
and a Shakespeare Company who would  surely have had Elizabeth I cutting
 off all funds for the Bard added  delightful texture and variety to the
 show.  Connie Benn and Tom Frates  amused with a witty version of Traveling Hopefully, that gently  skewered some "other" performing arts center in Concord. 
A sweet interlude was provided by Charlie Atherton and Amanda Casale singing "I See the Light", from the Disney movie Tangled.  The ever-versatile Amanda also entertained in a duet with Players member Doug Hodge as Adelaide and Nathan from Guys and Dolls in a charming medley of Sue Me and Adelaide. 
 Kathy Lague didn't fool anyone with her comical rendition of "I Want to
 Be a Prima Donna" - we all know she's an opera goddess. A besequined 
ensemble from the show reminded the  audience why we were all there with
 a zippy rendition of "Money, Money" from Kander and Ebb's Cabaret.
Irish
  Step Dancers brought rhythm to the boards with tremendous 
energy.   Audiences loved the captivating sound of their clicks and
 steps  and the  mesmerizing precision of their choreography. 
Pianist Pat Bently accompanied the  show with hands that glided like air
 across the keyboard, always in time  with the performers and always 
smiling. 
While  the audience was enjoying the 
performances, ace stage manager Cathie  Regan was backstage, corralling 
wee dancers, grown up singers, musicians  and actors of all stripes into
 an orderly queue.   It's nothing short  of a miracle that she 
managed to block and time transitions, entrances  and exits as if she'd 
had weeks of rehearsals instead of just a few  days.  And when a 
teeny dancer signaled he needed a trip to the loo just  minutes before 
his entrance, she responded with characteristic aplomb!  Ably assisted 
by Nadine Sa, Cathie demonstrated once again why she's in  such demand 
by directors all over eastern Massachusetts.
Out  front, 
Gail Penrod and members of the 51 Walden board kept concessions  moving 
and money changing hands in a most agreeable way toward the goal  of 
funding capital improvements to the building. 
The  costume divas delivered as they always do.  Most notable: the "strippers" in Gimmick
 were hilariously burlesque while appropriately family-friendly, and  
every performer was able to cross the boards in a costume that perfectly
  suited their character.
A finale of  gravity-defying hip
 hop break dancing led by instructor Carl Alleyne  provided a 
stupendously entertaining close to the evening, leaving  everyone 
feeling happy and pretty hip-hoppity themselves.
Why did 
we do it?  For money, money,  money of course, for much-needed 
capital improvements to our beloved 51  Walden.  And so we did - 
almost $10,000 are now in the pot bringing us  even closer to our 
$500,000 goal.
And so, in the  words of the venerable James 
Cagney, one of the worlds most notable and  beloved Vaudeville 
performers:  "My mother thanks you, my father thanks  you and my 
sister thanks you."  WE ALL THANK YOU!!